Anonymous asked: Your face looks exactly like one of the chat room webcam strippers online. I don't mean that in an offensive way, you're too classy for that; it's just a really striking resemblance.
We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.
people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone
poopflow: ah yes i have finally found it the g spot
the-vashta-nerada: my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that aren’t related to law to complete it so she’s taking tree climbing 101 as in a class that teaches you how to climb trees let’s talk about the american education system
watchtheskytonight: geekchicbooks: missbibliophile: Isn’t it weird how you would say ‘on’ if you’re talking about a tv show and ‘in’ if it was a movie? like “she was on Doctor Who” “she was in The Avengers” I never even thought about this before. we are becoming aware
booksandwildthings: riceballhika: if I was an actor in something popular, I’d go to cons cosplaying that character except I’d get a really shitty party wig and sew a terrible outfit out of costume satin and then if I got called out on how terrible my cosplay was I’d rip off the wig and tearaway cosplay, revealing my real hair and outfit underneath and be like “I AM THAT CHARACTER”
mama-bird: coffeeandklonopin: coffeeandklonopin: carpe diem - seize the day carpe noctem - seize the night carpe natem - seize the ass Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it. carpe collum - seize the neck